Monday, October 12, 2009
The Erock/Joker Act of 2009
| The Erock/Joker Act Of 2009 The Erock/Joker act of 2009 is an act designed to raise the value of the dollar through attrition and a big ass bonfire. The Erock/Joker Act of 2009 will be carried out in the following manner: 1. The Federal Reserve will recall all monies printed since 2007 equal to the amount spent on the TARP act, the Omnibus spending bill, the bank bailouts, the GM and Chrysler bailouts and purchase and the stimulus bill. 2. Those funds will then be stacked no higher than 2 stories on the second Tuesday of every month in front of the Washington Monument. 3. Nancy Pelosi will wear a joker mask (or at least paint her face) while members of Congress wear Erock masks and sing "nah nah nah nah, nah nah nah nah, hey hey hey, Goodbye". 4. Speaker Pelosi will then hand a lit match to the weekly winners of each runoff on U4Prez to throw on the pile of money, igniting it into a large bonfire. 5. U4Prez members will then commence to have a large marshmallow roast and drink beer while congress continues to wear Erock masks and sing. *The Erock/Joker Act of 2009 in no way implies that Erock is a joker. That is to be implied by individual members only. It does however imply that the Speaker of the House and Congress are jokers. |
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