Wednesday, April 1, 2009
I'll Get You My Pretty... And Your Little Dog Too!
| Tarp's, Bailout's and Stimulus....Oh My! As Dorothy skips down the yellow brick road looking to get home, she needs to aks herself "How will I pay for the train ticket? Will the wizard let me fly home in the balloon for nothing? Will someone else have to pay for it?" This may be good information to have before you get to the merry ol' land of Oz. It is a long trip to Oz and it helps to have company while you travel. There is the the Scarecrow House of Representatives that doesn't have a brain. You can tag along with the Tin Man Senate who doesn't have a heart. And last but not least you can skip along with the Lion of the People who doesn't have any courage. This while all the time being chased by the Wicked Witch of the Deficit who is beset on all sides by the flying monkeys of spending. Hope you packed a lunch. After all the walking, skipping and singing. After all the battles with the Wicked Witch of the Deficit and those damn flying monkeys, you finally get to the end of the road and arrive at the merry ol' land of Oz. You ask the Wizard to go home and what does he do.......He asks you how you are going to pay for it. What do you do, click your heels together and magically make it all go away? Only if you are wearing the Ruby Red Slippers of Taxes. Damn, guess you should have thought of that before you listened to those little munchkins in the media that insisted we all "Follow the Yellow Brick Road". But don't worry, your slippers are on thier way! |
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